"Oh that shit. Edinburgh gave me a bachelors, and Cambridge awarded me a masters, but I didn't collect it."
"Why not?"
"They wanted fifty quid at the time and I didn't have it. Or I did have it, but I wanted it for something else. Cheapskates."
The cab pulled up outside a small Spanish church barely noticeable between a large, double fronted Citibank, and an external escalator heading into a cine complex. "Here it is. Cummin' here. I'll show you some stuff in here." He was off across the sidewalk. Myra paused, paid the cab, and hurried after him. Inside he was already in the apse, on the floor lifting the altar cloth. "Here," he called. "Cummin' here and see this." He showed no reverence for where he was, or for the people seated in the rear pews. "Over here. Look at this."
She decided to attend to him quickly, trying to limit the disturbance. The altar stone was much bigger than she expected, it was deeper, about a metre or more, and a metre high, and at least two metres long. He was sitting on the floor with the altar cloth over his head. "Here, see? Here, here, and here. Fucking Ogam."
It was clear. There were lines, deeply etched into the corners and were as close to Ogam markings as she had ever seen. Even more impressive was the fact that the stone itself was obsidian. Solid, black obsidian, and older than anything else in the church.
She found herself on her hands and knees crawling around the altar, when there was a new voice. "Hello Peter. I see you have a new student." She looked up to see a slim man of slightly under average height in a grey suit with a blue vest and white dog collar. He looked freshly scrubbed with bright clear eyes narrowed in amusement.
"Oh, excuse us father. Uh, Peter, here, was showing me some interesting engravings."
"Yes. If only he could do it with less enthusiasm. He disturbs what few parishioners I have."
Peter by now had moved around the altar stone, oblivious to the conversation. "And here. Look here at this lot. Can you read Ogam? If you could read Ogam, we would know when this stone was laid."
She stood, straightened her clothes, and was about to tender further apolgies when the priest motioned her aside to a small office behind the apse. "Are you a friend of Peter's?"
"Not really. I didn't know his name was Peter until you mentioned it. I just met him. In fact he rather ambushed me. He learned of my interest in the ancients and whisked me up here to see some old writing."